Person 1: Everyone in our state loves our Governor.
Person 2: He must be Gavin Newsom
by JFK35 December 16, 2020
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Person 1: Everybody in our state likes our governor.
Person 2: He must be Gavin Newsom
by JFK35 December 16, 2020
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1.) If you are a person that needs to be told what to do, then by golly this is the man with the plan! Lol...NOT!

2.) Best friends with Greg Abbot

3.) I'll say one nice thing about him, thank you for not letting Sirhan Sirhan out and the "e" in his last name is silent.
I have no direction in life, and I don't know how to wipe my own ass. Hey wait there's Gavin Newsom he will tell me what to do!
by stainless67 February 25, 2022
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a cruel and oppressive ruler, who hates the United States constitution, and civil rights. Also, who closes down churches during covid, and lets gay strip clubs, and his winery stay open.
Gavin Newsom was appalled that he had to listen to the bill of rights when making his tyrannical laws.
by TheLoaners October 17, 2023
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Governor of California who will not only survive the 2021 Trump-aligned recall, but will get re-elected in 2022. The man is competent and has a future.
Face it, crybabies... Gavin Newsom isn't going anywhere.
by Soul_Driver September 11, 2021
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A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.
Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...
by Useful farmer November 23, 2021
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The dictator—uh, I mean governor—of California. Big dumbass. Wants you to wear masks in your house when he doesn’t wear one himself, like, what? Recall Gavin. #RECALLGAVINNEWSOME
Gavin Newsome is an imbecile

Gavin Newsome is stupid.
by GeeseMayonnaise February 11, 2021
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